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i got a friend who's afraid of progress
every meal he eats is breakfast
he just walks in circles, talks in squares
studies giraffes but never the bears
troubles they come and troubles they go
if you don't want to know them then they go unknown
you could worry about it some other day
when all your troubles have gone away
it was early in the evening, 9:36
when i put deoderant in my underpits
i'd gone the whole day smelling like a rose
til everybody around me started holding their nose
i thought it was ian
i was reading my american history text
to see what happened and whatll happen next
the capital of italy is katmandu
they killed jesus in 1492
so i'm obviously voting for jay z for president
Paris Hilton has bleachy blonde hair
she spends her time lost in the air
shes a very spacy kind of case
but they don't want anyone else to take her place,
in the magazines that is
john ashcroft told everyone
terrorism is unamerican meanwhile
george w. bush said if we get attacked
you better watch out we'll get you back
jay z don't say nothing
he retired can't leave folk alone the game needs me
i've got a friend in a college school
ignored everyone and it made him cool
everyone would come to wherever he'd stay
just for a chance he'd tell them to go away,
subtly of course
back
forth